[Promotum] Impending terrorist activity

[Edmund A. Hintz]

Darryl delivers the goods...

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Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a 

major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th 
will

be bitten on the butt by an alligator. 



Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise 
up

into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are 
doing 

their dirty business. 



I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a 

reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating 

this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose 

husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines 
the 

shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs 
to

another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently 

overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to 
the

conclusion that we are going to be attacked.



So it must be true...



Peace,

Edmund A. Hintz              **|**     "You may say I'm a dreamer,
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