[Promotum] If LOTR was written by...
Edmund A. Hintz
ed@hintz.org
Wed Jan 8 16:08:01 2003
I normally refrain from posting anything here that's been through /., but
this one is way funny, and there's enough folks here that don't read /.
that it's a reasonable forward. If you're a /. reader, there's nothing to
see here, move along...
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/s
howthread.php?s=ce24f67f4391402642140
618dcde1e00&threadid=138905&perpage=50&pagenumber=1
Reader submissions include Ernest Hemingway, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain,
HP Lovecraft, ee cumings, Milton, Mickey Spillane, Danielle Steele, Ayn
Rand, Ray Bradbury, Gilbert and Sullivan(nice song/dance routine), John
Cage(mostly blank space of course), Old Testament ("Frodo 2:6 And Gimli
sayeth, shall we not leave the ring with the Elves? And Elrond grew wroth
and rent his garment."), Tom Clancy... The list goes on. I'm only on page
2 of 17 (!!), and it's totally brilliant.
Here's the text of the Dr. Suess one:
'Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!'
'I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border.'
Peace,
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