[Promotum] Well, I did it...

[Edmund A. Hintz]

I am now an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church, and
completely legal to perform marriages and pet baptisms in all 50 states...

I saw these guys many years ago; didn't take the leap for fear of spam,
but I hear they don't bother you after you get the credentials so I
figured what the hell. And of course I used a mail alias so if they do
try to spam me I can 550 the mail... I'll have to figure out if I can get
tax benefits out of this... Apparently I can get special access to
hospitals and prisons, and perhaps some sort of parking privileges... ;-)
(Disclaimer, I don't really intend to abuse it, I'm just amused)

http://www.hintz.org/photos/public/ordination.png

Ordain yourself here:

http://www.ulc.org/

Peace,

Edmund A. Hintz              **|**     "You may say I'm a dreamer,
Mac Techie, Unix Geek,      *  |  *      But I'm not the only one...
Mac/Unix Consultant        *  /|\  *     I hope someday you'll join us,
<ed@hintz.org>              */ | \*      And the world will live as one.
'78 Westy                    *****      Imagine."
                     http://www.hintz.org