[Promotum] WWJD

Ed Hintz ed@hintz.org
Sat Mar 9 22:56:02 2002


Jack gets credit for this one:


Most  people assume the "WWJD" stands for "What Would Jesus Do?" But the 
initials really stand for "What Would Jesus Drive?" One theory is He would 
drive a Plymouth because the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the 
Garden of Eden "in a Fury," But Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Geo, 
the passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and 
terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge trucks because Moses 
followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a 
long blast." Maybe it was a Honda, in St. John's gospel, Christ tells the 
crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord." And following the Master's 
lead, "the Apostles were in one  Accord," a car pool. Meanwhile, Moses rode 
on an old Brit motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that 
"the roar of Moses Triumph is heard in the hills." As Christians, we know the 
true meaning of "WWJD." If your a car lover, it brings new meaning to the 
song "Jesus Built My Hot Rod."

        -Article in Car and Driver Magazine 

Peace,

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