[Promotum] Register as an American Patriot today!

[Ed Hintz]

Thanks to Brooke for this little gem-his comments are a fitting introduction:

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Brilliant farce.  Be sure to check out all the possible answers under each
pull-down menu:

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

When you register, go ahead and be the first on your (cell) block to get your
mandatory homeland security tattoo(note the sidebar FAQ):

http://www.whitehouse.org/homeland/tattoo.asp

If you are a WASP corporate entity, you can also send in your deregulation
request:

http://www.whitehouse.org/feedback/dereg.asp