[Promotum] Dog and Cat Haiku
Edmund A. Hintz
ed@hintz.org
Tue, 1 Jan 2002 11:16:34 -0800
Thanks to Suellen for these.
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Here is some doggie haiku.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
The cat is not all
Bad. She fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend - come to kill us
all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
this long-rotten squirrel.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
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Poetry: Cat Haiku
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your
hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and
see!
What's a term paper?
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then
screams
Claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had
thumbs!
We could break so much!"
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
Peace,
Edmund A. Hintz **|** "You may say I'm a dreamer,
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