[Promotum] How many dogs?

[Edmund A. Hintz]

Squirrel Bait gets the credit for this one:


HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

 
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead
of 
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to

make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol
to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time
he 
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Maltese:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Shih-tzu:  
Puhleeze.  Do you think I'm going to do anything so menial? 
I'll let the Miniature Schnauzer and Lhasa Apso TRY to figure it out
while I sit here on the couch & be entertained. 

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?