[Promotum] Investment tips

[Edmund A. Hintz]

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be 
worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year 
ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, 
you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.




Peace,

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