[Promotum] Classifieds

[Edmund A. Hintz]

The squirrel comes through again...

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ACTUAL CLASSIFIEDS

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
PART STUPID DOG
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE.
BETTER BE REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES
WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER
$300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
married last weekend. Wife knows everything.



Peace,

Edmund A. Hintz              **|**     "You may say I'm a dreamer,
Mac Techie, Unix Geek,      *  |  *      But I'm not the only one...
Mac/Unix Consultant        *  /|\  *     I hope someday you'll join us,
<ed@hintz.org>              */ | \*      And the world will live as one.
'78 Westy                    *****      Imagine."
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