[Promotum] LOTR Marketing Humor
Edmund A. Hintz
ed@hintz.org
Tue, 11 Dec 2001 14:33:03 -0800
Stolen from http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=24742&cid=2687434
Three drinks for the Burger Kings under the sky,
Seven burgers for the Dwarves who are stoned,
Ninety million consumers doomed to buy,
One cut for the Dark Lord, the franchise he owns.
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to dine them,
Onion ring to bring them all and in the deep-fryer bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.
Peace,
Edmund A. Hintz **|** "You may say I'm a dreamer,
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'78 Westy ***** Imagine."
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